I'm about x'x, brown hair, brown eyes. I'm not "heightweight proportional", but I'm working on it diligently. (Since I know x% of the male readership stopped reading there, I figured it was a fast way to weed out the shallows.)
I love reading, si swingers webcam in Agios Nikolaos, Elsmore, Rodney, Williamsfield, Hypoluxo, Fort Yukon nging (I'm a karaoke fiend), dancing, hiking, playing video games, trying new restaurants (nothing too spicy, please!), talking over coffee, watching movies (nothing too bloody either!), and cooking. I am currently studying physicschemistry secondary education, can fix most consumer electronics if you give me a screwdriver and a schematic, and play World of Warcraft and Rockband with the best of them. I can quote nearly the entirety of Monty Python's Holy Grail, have watched every episode of Star Trek TNG, (Wesley was hot, what can I say?), know the reasons I should always bring a towel while not panicking, why the cake is a lie, and the meaning of Rule x. I like to think I'm smart, funny, extremely sarcastic, goofy, and all around fun. I love to debate, be it minor things (waffles are far superior to pancakes and cake pie but cheesecake all) or major things (enter politics and religion.) I've never smoked a cigarette in my life, I don't do , and I'm x years old and have still never been drunk. I like to live on a natural high, I suppose. Or Oxygen High. Take your pick. =) About my biggest vice is swearing like a sailor. And a severe addiction to coffee.
I'm looking for:
About you: Human. Interested in a real woman, not some Barbie plaything. Preferably some of the same interests as me, although I'm always happy to learn new things. I'd love to learn to golf, for instance, and I'm trying to get in the habit of walking at least x miles a day. I'm generally attracted to people taller than me, not that short is a bad thing, just realize that it's kind of weird when I can't wear heels! I want someone who can hold a conversation, won't get mad if I choose to drink Diet Coke at the bar, and is looking for a woman with brain cells that isn't afraid to use them. (I refuse to play stupid to cater to anyone's ego.) I don't care how much you weigh, I don't care what past drama you have (we all have some), I don't care if you have or don't. I do care that you respect the woman you're dating, don't treat anyone like crap, and know how to have a good time.
If I haven't scared the ever loving daylights out of you yet, shoot me an e-! I promise, I'll only charge you a bargain price of $x.x a minute to watch my poorly angled webcam after asking you to verify your "age" by using a major credit card. ;)
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