For the xth time, I am boldly taking my soulmate search out into cyberspace via slist. Please don�t respond unless you read this entire post, and can write without including, �We�d be a great match, if only�.� I�m not interested in making new friends, sex chat webcams tenerife in Corfu, Arrah, Monument, West Branch IA, Fort Collins Colorado, Sumrall finding a friend with benefits, or settling for �close� to compatible. I�m also not soliciting dating advice or snarky comments about my unusually long list of preferences in a mate, as many men must have inferred from my previous x posts.
I seek more commonalities than most people strive for, to ensure a harmonious relationship. My parents have been blissfully happy together for x years and set that bar very high for me.
Following are the traits my lifemate will embody. First, the non-optionals: You are hetero and single. You are cosmopolitan and have contemporary tastes in art, furnishings and architecture. You're between x and x years old, have never had ren, and have no desire to start being a dad now. You are known for your quick wit and offbeat humor. A natural-born skeptic, you�re completely non-observant of any religious traditions or dogma and consider yourself agnostic, atheist or humanist. However, if you also had a Jewish upbringing, it would give us an immediate edge in playing �it�s a small world.�
You�re pragmatic and have common sense out the ying-yang. You�re a balanced mix of hippie, yuppie, bon vivant and geek. You come from a functional family and are stable, considerate, and a collaborative partner. You're tactile and expressive when it matters.
You have integrity. You practice good etiquette, hygiene and grooming. Your baseball caps are only worn to keep the sun off of your head. A watch is your only jewelry, except maybe on Halloween. You've never sported a mullet or a wife-beater or a Prince Albert. Not even for Halloween.
You are more creative than competitive. You adapt quickly to your surroundings. You're social and you thrive outside of your comfort zone.
You�d rather be doing just about anything than watching sports or reality tv. You have traveled and explored beyond the Midwest. You have an appreciation of all the fine things in life without feeling like you need to own all of them. If you adore slow dancing, sushi and red wine, I�m already putty in your hands�.
Who am I? I�m a x-year-old, never-married, -free, adventurous and unconventional female. I�m Jewish and place a high value on the rigorous religious school education I received, but I haven�t affiliated or practiced since my Confirmation. I own a home and freelance business in Nora. I earn a living from my hobby, so I consider myself retired. I�m fit, active, happy, and have a pretty great life.
I�m x�x�, and weight proportionate. Brown eyes and salt and pepper hair (with increasing sodium content). I believe first impressions last. My diverse wardrobe is more self-styled than trendy, allowing me to fit in anywhere in the world, from a backwoods pig roast to a Buckingham gala.
I've been in a couple of fabulous relationships that weren't destined for permanence, but they prompted me to keep trying for the grand prize. I haven�t spent a second of my life lonely or feeling like I need to be completed. If the right man comes into my world, excellent! If he doesn�t, I�ll continue making my own happiness and enjoying all the benefits of independence and living solo.
To avoid becoming a desperate, malcontent spinster (where's the smiley symbol on this keyboard?), I fill my non-work time with fitness activities, never-ending home projects, social events (lectures, gallery openings, parties, street festivals, fundraisers, live concerts, and volunteering for local non-profits), enjoying my eclectic friends of every age and background, and gatherings with my fun family.
My passions include, in no particular order: Travel off the beaten path. I prefer hostels and forest lodges to resorts, which allows me to meet local people and be immersed in their cultures. The stamps in my passports so far are only a tiny portion of the countries still on my must-see list. I have had some amazing adventures traveling alone and without a pre-planned itinerary.
I crave spicy, exotic ethnic food, like Korean, Indian, Vietnamese and Ethiopian, and I know my way around most foreign menus. There is always folk music (like soulful singer-songwriters Van Morrison, Norah Jones, Ray Lamontagne and numerous lesser-knowns), indie, classic rock or world-beat emanating from my Magnepan speakers or my earbuds.
I can�t get enough of most forms of modern art�especially dance, installations, nighttime light shows and avant garde theatre.
I am a night owl, equally entranced by fireworks shows and meteor showers.
I ride my bike for transportation whenever possible. I xc ski, waterski, canoe, windsurf, ride horses, walk tightropes, and hike, for the free endorphins. Adrenaline is another story. I�m fearless but not foolhardy. You won't ever find me intentionally falling from an airplane or jumping from a tall platform tethered only by an elastic cord. There is no hidden jewelry or ink on my body. My midlife crisis will be expressed in more subtle, unique and temporary ways.
I'd hope my mate would have at least some formal education. I have hot pussy search nude free chats muscle women 33919 sexdegrees although I am not academic; I just hated to leave the keggers. I�m curious about everything, and I love spirited conversation. I am a social liberal but am not party-aligned. I�d have voted for anyone who ran against McCain and Barbie.
I play Scrabble and Backgammon (and head games only with people who start them). I think Monty Python�s troupe members are geniuses. I've devoured every novel of wordsmith Tom Robbins. I love animals and stop people on trails to play with their dogs. I received a pet monkey for my xth birthday. No, really!
I�m told I�m a good cook. I eat organic and whole foods whenever I have the option. I have a compost pile and veggieherb garden. My efforts to reduce reuse recycle might be seen by some as militant. So, if you�re not already living somewhat green, we�re probably not a good fit.
If you haven�t already caught on that I�m quirky, here are more reasons I�m still single: I loathe spectator sports (there went most readers.) I think post-game interviews of overpaid illiterate athletes are as interesting as watching paint dry. I have never identified with any team. I think the best use of golf courses is xc skiing (there went a large portion of the few remaining readers.) Boxing is barbaric and I can't believe it's legal if dogfighting isn't. I�d prefer waterboard torture to being forced to watch any kind of racing. So, I�d hope to be with a man who doesn�t live for sports or at least hot pussy search nude free chats muscle women 33919 sexwho�d never expect me to discuss them or learn to enjoy them.
I won�t date a cigarette smoker or anyone cliniy obese. If you haven�t developed a strong will to live by this point, I doubt I could give you hot pussy search nude free chats muscle women 33919 sex
Last, I�m probably still single because I don�t mind being single. However, I'd trade it for unavailable status in a heartbeat if we connected.
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